Anand Jon Alexander

Anand Jon Alexander

Anand Jon Alexander, who’d previously featured on America’s Next Top Model as a fashion designer, was sentenced to between 59 years and life in jail for sexually assaulting seven girls as young as 14. Anand Jon Alexander might get the last laugh, however. Word is that never seeing sunlight, crapping into a metal bucket and being repeatedly stabbed by a paranoid schizophrenic murderer is so Fall 2009. That’ll teach us.

It takes a lot to appear on America’s Next Top Model and come off as even more desperately unpleasant than Tyra Banks but, by jove, it looks like Anand Jon Alexander has gone and done it. To be fair, it took a lot of effort – he had to absolutely destroy the lives of several young women to get there – but that shouldn’t detract from the glory of his prize, which happens to involve spending the rest of his natural life in prison. You may remember that Newsweek magazine once named Anand Jon Alexander as one of the top faces to watch in 2007.

Anand Jon Alexander was first arrested for rape in March 2007, and he was eventually indicted for a staggering 59 counts before finally being convicted in November of 16 counts of rape, sexual assault and other crimes. But before he was sentenced to between 59 years and life in jail yesterday, Anand Jon Alexander realised that – although he’d buttoned down his reputation as a fairly prolific rapist – he hadn’t quite nailed the paranoid conspiracy theorist persona that he’d been slaving over. Luckily, as the Los Angeles Times points out, he got there just in the nick of time:

Tiffany Shepherd

Tiffany Shepherd

Bikini Teacher Tiffany Shepherd Turns to Porn Remember the woman who lost her teaching job at Port St. Lucie High School allegedly because she was moonlighting on fishing charters as a bikini-clad mate? Tiffany Shepherd made a minor media splash with her story last year. Well, it appears that opportunities in the education field are nonexistent for Shepherd, now 31, so she has entered a new career field -- pornography.

It's reported that she no longer goes by the name Tiffany Shepherd. Instead, she is now Leah Lust and she apparently has starred in five adult films. Most notable is a porn depiction of the teacher-student sexual relationship in "My First Sex Teacher." Shepherd has filmed five X-rated feature films including a one titled ‘My first sex teacher’, in which she ironically plays the role of the teacher.

Interestingly, Leah Lust's emergence in the porn industry came courtesy of KLC Productions, an affiliate of Smoke 'Em Charters, the outfit that caused Tiffany Shepherd her original problems with the school system. By the way, Shepherd/Lust has lost custody of her children to her ex-husband, presumably because of the lifestyle she has adopted. It's sad for her and her kids. [Add.] It's worth noting that a rumor last year had Shepherd being offered a deal from Playboy magazine to appear nude for a reported $25,000 per photo. The offer has not been confirmed.

Duggar family

Duggar family

The Duggar family's famous brood is about to get just a little larger. The family went on the "Today Show" to announce that they are expecting their 19th child. Mrs. Duggar is almost three months pregnant. The family adheres to the religious belief that you shouldn't use birth control, instead letting God determine how many children you have.

Michelle Duggar is still using her vagina as a clown car. Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, who have 18 children and one grandchild on the way, are expecting Baby No. 19 next spring. “We are so thrilled,” says Michelle, 42, said during the family’s announcement on The TODAY Show Tuesday. “We just couldn’t believe it is happening.” Jim Bob, 44, added: “This never gets old. We are so grateful for each child. We are looking forward to our first grandbaby and our 19th child.”

“I love all of this, it is so fun,” Michelle said. “Anna and I will have babies five months apart. My mother and my sister were pregnant at the same time and it was really wonderful. The kids were really close and still are. I have a nephew who grew up with me, we’re just three months apart.” The Duggar Family stars in the TLC reality hit 18 And Counting…Which we assume will be getting another name change just in time for baby.