Coley Laffoon Anne Heche calls ex Coley Laffoon 'lazy' on 'Late Show with David Letterman' Anne Heche has it in for her ex-husband and let it out last night in an interview with David Letterman. "Oh gosh, can you say 'lazy ass' on television?" Heche asked, referring to Coley Laffoon, the father of her 7-year old son, Homer, to whom she pays monthly child support.
"No, no, no. That's terrible," the 40-year-old actress said on "The Late Show with David Letterman." That the the feud was still on was made clear, when Letterman asked what Laffoon does for a living. "He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes 'Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh my God! I got a check from Anne! Yay!' "He wants me to come and watch him run around in his little white shorts playing soccer. Honestly, I don't want to come to rehearsal and watch you run around in your tight shorts like trying to pretend you know how to play soccer. I divorced you! I don't want to hang around with you Thursdays and Saturdays, and maybe on Sunday."
Laffoon, who filed for divorce in February 2007, didn't take his ex's words kindly. "After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television," Lafoon, an employee with Los Angeles real estate company Hilton & Hyland, told Usmagazine.com. "I wish Anne Heche could see that public bullying isn't good for the soul or positive for her child. It's mean." During the ex-couple's two-year drag 'em out, Heche said that Laffoon, 35, craved "porn, poker and money." He claimed she want mentally unstable, according to People.com.
