Real Housewives of New Jersey finale is already upon us, even though it seems like the show JUST STARTED LAST WEEK. No, really, didn’t it though? What were we given? Like 6 episodes? I had such high hopes for this season… thinking it was going to stray away from paying for marble columns in cash and slowly drift off into Goodfellas territory. Clearly, Bravo is c-blocking this show’s mafia potential, but I digress. Tonight is the night that the infamous table gets flipped over by 2-Head McGillicutty, so make sure to tune in. Here is a preview, where there is mention made of a “purjzhutto sangwich” and the infamous “book”:The short season of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” ended with a bang.
Since Teresa’s marble and onyx palace still wasn’t completely decorated, she decided to have the housewarming party at her favorite restaurant. Using the kind of reasoning typical among people who sign on to appear in reality shows, she invited nearly everyone’s best enemy, Danielle, who proceeded to ruin the party by plopping on the table a copy of “Cop Without a Badge,” the book that for most of the season had inspired gossip about Danielle’s allegedly shady past life.
Since Teresa’s marble and onyx palace still wasn’t completely decorated, she decided to have the housewarming party at her favorite restaurant. Using the kind of reasoning typical among people who sign on to appear in reality shows, she invited nearly everyone’s best enemy, Danielle, who proceeded to ruin the party by plopping on the table a copy of “Cop Without a Badge,” the book that for most of the season had inspired gossip about Danielle’s allegedly shady past life.
The ensuing catfight/train wreck was just as painfully enjoyable to watch as the countless previews had made it seem. But the producers made us wait a while for the good stuff. The season finale started with Dina’s visit to Teresa’s new house. “I feel like I’m visiting Oz,” Dina said, as she approached a door that looked like the entrance to the Wizard’s audience room. “You’ve got onyx coming out of you’re a—,” she told Teresa.
