Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Hurricane Jimena Path

Hurricane Jimena Path
Hurricane Jimena closes in on Mexico's Baja peninsula An "extremely dangerous" Hurricane Jimena bore down Tuesday on the Mexican peninsula of Baja California, with the resort town of Cabo San Lucas lying in its path. The government of Mexico extended a hurricane warning northward along the west coast of the Baja peninsula to Puerto San Andresito and east to the city of Loreto, the U.S. National Weather Service said in an advisory at 5 a.m. ET Tuesday.
The hurricane warning means hurricane conditions are expected in the warning area within the next 24 hours, and forecasters predicted Jimena would strike Baja California by Tuesday evening. There were long lines in supermarkets in most cities on the peninsula as people hurriedly bought storm supplies. Early Tuesday, forecasters warned people in that area to act quickly "to protect life and property" because Jimena was packing winds close to 155 mph (250 kph). In addition to damaging winds, the storm could bring as much as 15 inches of rain, forecasters said. Early Tuesday, Jimena was centered about 185 miles (300 kilometers) south of Cabo San Lucas, according to the Hurricane Center. It was traveling northwest near 12 mph.
Jimena is the 10th named storm of the Pacific season and was dangerously close to becoming a Category 5 storm, the most powerful category of hurricane. A resident of Los Cabos, at the very tip of the peninsula, said Monday that people in his town were preparing for the storm and were getting a preview as winds and rain began to pick up. Cuauhtemoc Morgan, who sent videos to to CNN's iReport, said residents had protected every home in his neighborhood, fortifying windows with masking tape. Lines at supermarkets were long with worried residents preparing for the storms, Morgan said.

Carrie Prejean

Carrie Prejean
Hey World! Carrie Prejean Is Desperate For Your Attention Again! Ugh! But now Carrie Prejean is back! We can have a pretty girl being awful again! Hooray! This time Carrie Prejean has decided to be awful by suing the Miss USA organisers, claiming that they fired her because of her crackpot anti-gay beliefs instead of not doing anything she was told to. Carrie Prejean is suing for an undisclosed amount and – on the off-chance that she’ll spend it all on a house far away from all of humanity – we hope she wins.
This is true. Just look at the last Miss Universe competition. Carrie Prejean didn’t take part in it, and what was the most exciting thing that happened? Heidi Montag flailing around like a damp Britney Spears impersonator being tasered by a kind-hearted policeman, that’s what. But if Carrie Prejean had been in Miss Universe, it would have been a ball – maybe she’d have repeated her statement about how gay marriage was icky and wrong. Or maybe she’d have aced the Write A Threatening And Badly-Spelt Email To Your Superior round. Or maybe she’d have just got naked again.
The sad truth is, we’ll never know. We’ll never know because Carrie Prejean was sacked as Miss California precisely because of her spectacularly misjudged efforts to win over the audience by declaring gay marriage to be wrong and immoral, without realising that gay men are the only people who watch beauty contests now that the internet has started doing porn for free. At least that’s what Carrie Prejean says. And she’s suing the Miss USA organisers for their discriminatory behaviour towards her just because she happened to exercise free speech and tell all gay people that they made her want to throw up into a bucket, or whatever.

Dalene Kurtis

Dalene Kurtis
Playboy Playmate of the Year 2002 Dalene Kurtis thought taking a romantic vacation to Hawaii with her boyfriend, which many couples do was a great idea. That is, until he allegedly used her as a punching bag and then threatened to kill her. In light of what happened to Jasmine Fiore, this is even more chilling. Kurtis was granted a temporary restraining order earlier this month against an ex she claims pushed, punched and choked her during a recent trip to Hawaii.
The Playboy bunny claims the ex said he was "gonna kill [her]," "slit [her] throat" and that she's a "f**king whore." Basically, he went Chris Brown on her. Dalene then claims four days later he choked her until she couldn't breathe, stomped on her stomach, punched her, broke her finger, and spit in her face. That's when she (finally) called the cops and had him arrested. Kurtis was granted a temporary restraining order, which includes her two-year-old son. She's scheduled to be in court today to get the order made permanent. She hired attorney Ron Rale (Anna Nicole Smith's attorney in her battle with Howard K. Stern), who had "no comment" when we called about Kurtis' case.
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